Well, if you haven’t heard about Kobe beef, you can easily save some dough by refusing to hear about it. We just had some steaks today. I guess that was not THE Kobe beef, although there are some conspiracy theories explaining the process of getting Australian meat officially tagged as Kobe beef. So maybe technically it was.

Anyway, it was the best steak I ever had. And Kobe beef is the best beef to be had on the planet Earth. Until Venusian beef hits the market, we’re done…