It’s Only Art if it’s Well Hung - was the name of one of Olivia’s albums, if I remember correctly.

I bought this plunger, ehm… “artistic” plunger in a rush at Obi. The kitchen sink got stuck, so I didn’t even look at it closely, the price tag was a bit annoying, but so was the sink problem. I just thought “why do they always make things so contrived? Why can’t they make a straight handle for once?”. It was only when I got the job done, that I realized I got into posession of a designer artifact. Oh, lucky me…

But why is this plunger of unsurpassed feminine beauty called “Oscar”? Sesame Street doesn’t endorse this kind of kinky associations, I believe.